True Blood Stars Go Nude & Bloody For The Cover Of ‘Rolling Stone’

August 17th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Their hit HBO show is full of blood and nudity, so it’s no wonder the stars of “True Blood” kept that motif consistent on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, and Alexander Skarsgard grace the front of the pop culture magazine covered in fake blood, dressed only in their birthday suits, though they lend each other a hand in covering up their naughty parts.

When asked what makes the whole vampire fad so appealing, Moyer offered a typical carnal response.

He explained, “If we go from a base level, vampires create a hole in the neck where there wasn’t one before. It’s a de-virginization…creating blood and then drinking the virginal blood. And there’s something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that’s pretty sexy. Plus, Robert Pattinson is just hot, right?”

Michael Lohan Sold Nude Photos To Jon Gosselin’s EX- Girlfriend Kate!!

July 25th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

If you ever wonder why, a talented actress like Lindsay Lohan has addiction problems, all you have to do is look at her father Michael Lohan. Last week, Michael Lohan ’s former fiance, Kate Majors, filed domestic abuse charges against him along with a restraining order. Of course Michael Lohan denies the charges and has decided to wreak havoc on Kate’s life.

In true Michael Lohan fashion, he has decided to sell nude photos of his ex fiance, Kate Major, to the highest bidder. The photo was taken in April 2010, which shows Kate in bed with her breast exposed and her eyes closed. Her left hand is on her face and she’s wearing the engagement ring from Lohan. She’s not famous, who would buy the photos anyway?

Why has Lohan decided to sell the intimate pictures of his ex girlfriend? Lohan says, “She has no money, no job and she’s been living off of me for the last 8 months… and her dad just cut her off. If she doesn’t stop the nonsense, more and more will come out. I am tired of being used and people who need to make up stories to make money off others. I have more important issues to deal with than Kate Major.” Who’s using who? Who does he think he is, Joe Francis?

I thought this guy was suppose to be a soldier soldier, preaching the word of God. It’s official, Michael Lohan will not only sell his fiance down the river but his daughter as well. No wonder Lindsay Lohan refuses to see him

Khloe Kardashian Nude Baby Photo

May 19th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

She’s never been a shy girl, and Khloe Kardashian is showing the world her adorable naked baby photos via her web site.

The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” babe revealed her bath time picture, evidence that she was a diva in the making at 2 years of age.

“So here I am in all my adorably naked glory (again)! I mean seriously, how cute was I?!?!? Haha I look like such a little diva – hair in a bun, dead serious face, surrounded by bubbles in a luxurious bathtub.”

“Man, I really knew how to live when I was 2 ½ years old. If only I still had that kind of time to kick back and relax. Ok, that’s it, I’m calling it quits for the day. Bath time! LOL. Haha yeah right, I wish!”

Kourtney And Khloe Kardashian Go Nude For Dash

April 13th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

HOLY SEXY!!!

They’ve always been rather eye-catching, but Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian’s new Dash ad is a sure way to grab people’s attention.

Posted on Kourtney’s Web site, the “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” babes along with two of their new employees known as their “Dash Dolls” took it all off in order to be body painted for the sexy ad.

On her blog, Khloe wrote, “Kourt and I came to Miami to revamp Dash, and that’s exactly what we did! We worked our little tushies off and were so excited about the store’s fab new makeover that we thought what better way to celebrate than by getting one of our own. Dash has never looked so good! LOL.”

While Kourt’s blog reads, “We all spent the day getting airbrushed and posing for a Dash Miami photo shoot!”

Well done, very sexy! Let’s just hope these employers last this time.

Nude Photo Of Snooki Hits The Web!!

February 12th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

A picture of someone looking like Nicole Polizzi, aka Snooki, without clothes on has hit the Internet.

I’m not sure I believe this is real, because reports said Snooki took the pictures herself, so unless she has a timer on the camera, this one looks like someone else took it, however the bedroom looks the same as pictures she has posted to Twitter.

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Lindsay Lohan Nude In Muse Magazine

December 7th, 2009 | By Dave Tesh

Get ready for 18 pages of Lindsay Lohan naked to hit the stands tomorrow. Now begins the winter of your discontent! The NY Post says:

Lindsay Lohan will probably shock her fans in a raunchy new ménage à trois photo shoot inspired by Kate Moss and Johnny Depp’s fiery relationship.

Lohan poses as Moss in the provocative shoot for Milan-based Muse magazine. Other shots show Lohan flashing a breast and romping naked in bed with [male model Petey Wright and dancer Sofia Boutella].

Photographer Yu Tsai [said]: “Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than artistic integrity. When you see her nipple, she was just playing the role of Kate Moss.”

Boy, she’s looking a little thin these days, isn’t she? Like “sailed under the command of Captain Barbossa and failed to return her piece of cursed Aztec gold” kinda thin. And just to reiterate her line of reasoning, it doesn’t count as nudity if you’re pretending to be someone else when you show your tits. I just wish someone had let my probation officer know that six months ago.