Tom Cruise And Jennifer Lopez: MTV Dancing Duo

June 6th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

They’re both consummate performers and massive celebrities, so putting Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lopez together onstage was a surefire success.

And at tonight’s 2010 MTV Movie Awards, the “Minority Report” stud and the “Wedding Planner” babe had a blast during their comic collaboration.Mr. Cruise channeled his notorious “Tropic Thunder” character Les Grossman as the crowd at the Gibson Amphitheatre went wild.

And of course, J. Lo looked absolutely ravishing as she expertly played off of Cruise’s creepy persona.

Mr. Cruise channeled his notorious “Tropic Thunder” character Les Grossman as the crowd at the Gibson Amphitheatre went wild.

And of course, J. Lo looked absolutely ravishing as she expertly played off of Cruise’s creepy persona.

Watch the performance below

Suri Cruise Has An iPad??

June 3rd, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

What the fuck? I don’t even have an iPad and I’m older than her!

Thing That Rich Ass Kids Have. 4-year-old Suri Cruise already has a collection of fancy high-heels that even makes Tommy Girlslobber when he looks at it, and a closet full of custom-made dresses sewn by alien children in a sweat shop on another planet, so OF COURSE she has an Apple sanitary napkin.

Life & Style says that at a midnight dinner in NYC a week ago, Suri played with her new iPad while Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie talking about dumb shit with their guests. A creepy witness said that they watched Suri draw on it for 20 minutes before she left the restaurant with her parents.

My guess is that Suri saw Tommy changing his maxi pad (his no-no leaks) one day and she begged for one of her own. Since you can’t give a 4-year-old a maxi pad, he gave her the next best thing. And this is good for Suri, because now she can discreetly sketch Stepford Katie’s escape route from the Scientology mansion instead of drawing it on the inside of her dress.

Damn I’m fuckin jealous!! It’s all good I’ll be getting the new apple iphone 4G when it comes out POW!

Tom Cruise Sued For Spying! Time To Pay Up!

December 22nd, 2009 | By Dave Tesh

Back in 2001, Tom Cruise sued Michael Davis Sapir for claiming to have a video of the star in a homosexual situation. And now Sapir is suing Cruise for spying on him.

According to a report, Sapir is taking the “Vanilla Sky” stud as well as his attorney Burt Fields and private investigator Anthony Pellicano to court, claiming the trio conspired to spy on him.

The root of the $5 million lawsuit is that Pellicano supposedly illegally wiretapped Sapir’s phone during the 2001 court case.

However, Cruise’s camp says it’s all lies. Bert Fields explained, “The allegations are absolute garbage.”

Holy Shit! Better Pay Up!

Today Is Mr. & Mrs. Cruise’s Anniversary

November 18th, 2009 | By Dave Tesh

Can you believe it’s been three years?

On Sunday evening, Tom and Katie celebrated their 3 year wedding anniversary, which is actually tomorrow. They were married on November 18, 2006 and amidst all of the rumors. they seem to still be going strong.
Katie is filming “The Romantics” along with Josh Duhamel, Adam Brody, Anna Paquin, and Elijah Wood.

Very nice!

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Take a Halloween Jog

November 2nd, 2009 | By Dave Tesh

Thank GOD!! LOL look at Tom’s Man boobies or should we say Moobs!

Getting a little exercise before their Halloween parental duties, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were spotted jogging in Boston, Massachusetts on Saturday (October 31).

Ever the loving couple, TomKat gently held hands as they walked in between their running sessions on what was a chilly fall day.

[Image Via: SplashNewsOnline]