Gatorade to Tiger Woods See Ya Later, Alligator

February 26th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Gatorade is no longer thirsty for Tiger Woods — the drink giant has officially cut off their endorsement deal with the golfer.

A rep for Gatorade told CNBC, “I can confirm that we no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing efforts and have ended our relationship.”

The rep added, “However, our partnership with the Tiger Woods Foundation will continue. We wish Tiger all the best.”

Gatorade is the third company to give Tiger the boot in the wake of his sex scandal — Woods was already dropped by Gillette and Accenture.

Wow this is horrible news for him and his family… Sucks doesn’t it? I wonder if  NIKE will do the same in the future… once that’s gone he’ll have nothing left!

Tiger Woods & Wife Elin Apologize To Pre-School Parents

February 23rd, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have issued a letter of apology to the parents at the Florida school where their 2-year-old daughter Sam attends day care classes.

In the letter, obtained by WFTV9.com, Woods blames the paparazzi for creating an “inconvenience” around the Premier Academy in Windermere over the past few months.

Here is the letter in its entirety:

Dear Premier Academy parents,

We would like to share our appreciation for your support over the past several months and off our personal apology for any inconvenience you are experiencing due to the increased media scrutiny surrounding our children. We truly understand how frustrating it can be.

Seriously? I mean I understand that you should apologize to your wife cause you cheated but why do you need to apologize to the american public??

Keep your mouth shut woods and just go back to golfing.

What Do You Guys Think About Tiger’s Apology?

February 20th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Tiger’s Mom ‘I’m So Proud to Be His Mother’

February 19th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Tiger Woods‘ mom Kultida has her son’s back 100%. After Tiger’s apology speech, she told reporters she’s “so proud to be his mother. Period.”

According to Kultida, Tiger’s a good man who just happened to make a mistake: “He didn’t kill anybody. He didn’t do anything illegal … People don’t understand that Tiger has a very good heart and soul.”

Hmm “good heart and soul”? Come on, he hurt his wife obviously you’re not seeing how she’s dealing with it!

And as far as she’s concerned, judge not lest ye be judged: “If anyone tells me to condemn him, I say look at yourself first.”

PGA commissioner Tim Finchem thought Tiger’s speech was “a good step” but admitted Tiger’s absence from the tour has been a negative.

I find it pretty FREAKY how much Tiger’s mom LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM! Ew!

Watch Tiger Wood’s Statement!

February 19th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Watch it above! Thoughts??

Tiger Woods Jogs His Way Back Into The Spotlight

February 17th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Ready to face the public following months of seclusion, Tiger Woods was spotted getting in a workout in Orlando, Florida today.

Joined by an unidentified dude, the golf pro worked up a sweat as he jogged near his home after keeping the most private life since his November car accident/sex scandal rocked the sports world.

“Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates … at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida,” -says the statement from his agent, Mark Steinberg, and his spokesman, Glenn Greenspan.

“Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior.”

Hmm, can’t wait to hear what he has to say…

Tiger Woods Sex Tape???

January 5th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Someone is shopping what she says is a Tiger Woods sex tape, and Vivid Entertainment is in the market.

Steven Hirsch, head honcho of Vivid, tells TMZ a woman approached him two weeks ago, claiming she had a sex video of Tiger Woods. She said it was shot approximately two years ago.

Hirsch tells TMZ his people have seen 30 seconds of the video but is not confirming it’s Tiger on tape — he says he’s still trying to ID the players.

Two things. First, Tiger’s lawyers have already put out a threatening letter, stating they will go after anyone who tries to publish nude photos or videos of Tiger Woods.

Thing two. There is no way such a video could be legally released without Tiger’s John Hancock. Good luck with that.

Tiger Woods Finally Spotted After Weeks

January 4th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

There are a slew of photogs gathered outside the Trump International Hotel in New York City — all because of a rumor Tiger Woods is inside.

The story goes like this: Tiger checked in on New Year’s Day and booked a block of rooms under an assumed name. He allegedly replaced hotel security with his own detail, locking down an entire floor.

This morning, we’re told, Tiger had the gym locked down from 4:00-6:00 AM.

So here’s where it gets hard to swallow … Tiger has allegedly been seen going in and out of the hotel with a leggy blonde. He also, allegedly, ordered up 20 bottles of vodka and 15 cases of Red Bull to his hotel room … after two more women showed up to his room.

Sound like Tiger to you? Us neither.

Happy Birthday Tiger Woods!

December 30th, 2009 | By Dave Tesh

Woods turns 34 today!

What a shame, when it’s your birthday you’re dealing with a celebrity scandal that’s all over the media.

Aladdin Show Takes A Shot At Tiger Woods!

December 28th, 2009 | By Dave Tesh

The news has been buzzing ever since news of golf star Tiger Woods’ infidelity surfaced, and Disney has taken advantage of visitors knowledge on the subject and wrote a joke about Tiger for their “Aladdin – A Musical Spectacular” show in disneyland.

In the show the Genie is explaining the rules of granting wishes to Aladdin and he says “Rule number two: Just like Dr. Phil, I can’t make somebody fall in love with you. I’m only saying that to you once. I had to say it like fifteen times to Tiger Woods.”

Oh Snaps. We wonder how did the parents react to this?