“We’re Plastic But We Still Have Fun”

April 9th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Is Kim Kardashian looking a little more fake these days?

Kim K was spotted at The Bravada International Line, Whisper Lounge at The Grove in LA along with Mama Kris & Papa Bruce. Hmm… Or maybe she got botox? Who knows but she sure doesn’t look natural these days!

Shitty Week For Heidi Montag

January 22nd, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

She’s been waiting all her life to have a smash hit album, and it looks like Heidi Montag will have to keep waiting for a long while.

According to sources, Montag’s Superficial has sold less than 1000 copies in its first week of release. Most albums sell the most copies during the first week, so she doesn’t have much to look forward to.

Ouch!

Adding insult to injury, Heidi reportedly put up close to $2 million of her own cash to make the album. She explained, “I put every dollar I have into this. I’ve spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality… The songs will make an impact in pop history.”

Moving on to her plastic surgery woes, Heidi blamed her decision to go under the knife for a total of 10 procedures last fall on insecurity stemming from public criticism. She even named MTV’s “The After Show” as the main culprit. Talk about grasping for straws!

Bad Week for you! Try next week!

Heidi Montag Wants H-Cup Boobs!

January 19th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Is she nuts??

Heidi Montag just had ten plastic surgery procedures, but she’s already thinking about the next time she’ll go under the knife.

Montag, 23, underwent multiple cosmetic enhancements — including her second breast augmentation — but still wants more. Heidi admits her chest is now a “triple D, F. I like the F. I actually want H for Heidi.”

The “Hills” star says of her nip/tuck, “I had a little bit of botox, an eyebrow lift, my ears tucked, I had my nose re-aligned, fat injections put into my cheeks, my lips done and I had my chin shaved down.”

Montag thinks her new look is an “upgrade.”

Three months after undergoing the procedures, Heidi tells “Extra’s” Terri Seymour that she went under the knife because of underlying insecurities about her looks.

Heidi claims to have been teased as a kid in school, saying. “It always kinda held me back from a certain inner light and an inner happiness.”

“Hills” co-star Lo Bosworth has blasted Heidi for the message she’s sending to young women, but Montag dismisses that, saying her cosmetic surgery will not decide whether young women follow in her surgical footsteps.

“Young girls who want to get it would get it regardless,” Heidi explains. “They need to know how severe it is and how serious and real it is. And that’s why I wanted to share my story with it. It’s not that you just go in and come out and it’s great a week later.”

Montag says her husband Spencer Pratt was initially dead-set against the surgeries. “Spencer was like, ‘You are crazy. You’ve officially lost it. I think you should see a therapist before you go.’”

About time Spencer had said something right!