Z-Lister Vienna Girardi Gets Denied To Enter The Emmys!

August 23rd, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

She’s risen to nationwide notoriety thanks to her breakup with Jake Pavelka after “The Bachelor” but apparently not everyone knows who Vienna Girardi is.

For example, the doorman at the Audi/Chopard Emmy kickoff party denied Girardi access to the shindig and sent her home frustrated.

Hilarious! Ok not really but come on, it’s pretty funny I wish the doorman recorded her facial expression!

While waiting for her car, Vienna was spotted chatting with comedienne Kathy Griffin who encouraged her to keep her head up.

Kathy told press, “I told her that the After the Final Rose, or whatever that was, was riveting. I stand by my statement that it was riveting. And I said that it didn’t matter if public opinion went her way, I was on her side. However, I’m not willing to wear a ‘Team Vienna’ T-shirt or put on a warm-up suit, which she is in, or run a marathon on her behalf. However, it does appear that Jake would be a douche!”

And I couldn’t agree more with Kathy. You can always tell when someone is lieing, they’re constantly sitting there acting chill and don’t wanna say anymore, Jake is a douche.

More Z-listers?

TILA TEQUILA GETS BEAT AT HER ‘CONCERT’

August 15th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Not having the best of nights, Tila Tequila was reportedly the “victim” of a vicious attack while at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois.

The 28-year-old former reality star took the stage at the crazy musical get-together featuring the Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings, but definitely didn’t make it out unscathed.

Talking with TMZ, Tila said, “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.”

Miss Tequila (real name Tila Nguyen) added, “These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shi**y trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!”

OH COME ON!!!! This is a little too exaggerated! This is actually funny, sorry I can’t believe this story until I see video footage!

CHECK OUT My Little Cousin Lifting Weights!!

August 3rd, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

This is hilarious! I can’t stop laughing, he is so hilarious ENJOY!! More YouTube Videos coming soooooon!!

Jersey Shore Star “Snooki” Gets ARRESTED In Public! LOL

July 30th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Ahahahaha! Gotta love Snooki!

Known to be a bit wild at times, to say the least, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was arrested for being drunk and disorderly in Seaside Heights, New Jersey on Friday (July 30).

With the drama unfolding on the beach alongside JWoww and Deena, the “Jersey Shore” star looked a bit out of control as local officers led her to a nearby squad car after slapping on the cuffs.

Of the situation, a source tells Radar Online, “Snooki was drunk in public.” Surely enough, the feisty brunette was later charged with public drunkenness,

Insiders add that the incident took place shortly after she had lunch with her father, with Miss Polizzi currently in the midst of shooting the third season of her popular MTV reality series.

[Image via: INF Daily/SplashNewsOnline]

Jon Gosselin & Michael Lohan’s EX Kate Major Shows Off Injured Arm in NYC

July 29th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

OMG WHAT A GREAT PUBLICITY STUNT!

If I was famous, I would so go out in public with one of these! Haha imagine how fun will that be playing the media?

I almost forgot that both Jon Gosselin AND Michael Lohan dated her! Wow.

Showing off her injuries from the hands of Michael Lohan, Kate Major was spotted out and about in New York City on Wednesday afternoon (July 28).

The former girlfriend of both Lohan and Jon Gosselin wore a sling to cradle her injured arm, which reportedly was banged up during a physical altercation with the father of incarcerated actress Lindsay Lohan.

Having called off plans for a wedding, Kate most recently has been concerned that her ex-fiance is trying to sell nude photos he snapped of her while she was sleeping.

In attempt to keep those photos private, Kate hit Michael with a cease and desist letter which reads, “We have recently become award that you are illegally selling or offering for sale one or more nude photographs of Ms Major to kikster LLC and other websites.”

[Image via: INF Daily]

Justin Bieber Tries To Escape From Fans = Epic Fail LOL

July 26th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

I think if he ran, he would’ve escaped faster! Watch the mark at 0:27 you can see the his plan failing!

Jack Speaks His Mind – On His Shirt

July 16th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Ahh Jack Osbourne would like to continue the Mel Gibson controversy! I have to say, I want this shirt too! Where the fuck did he get it??

Jack was spotted leaving Voyeur nightclub wearing an interesting t-shirt.

Jack’s shirt states the ever so ridiculous comment uttered by douchebag Gibson, “You should just smile and blow me!” with his crazy mug in the middle.

Pretty decent shirt!

Perez Hilton Sits Down And Chats With Snooki

July 15th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

This is hilarious, I love how Snooki explains her work ethic! (watch above)

Britney Spears Breaks Down In Public!

July 2nd, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Seriously, what would you guys do without me?

The “Womanizer” singer stopped off to get a caramel frappachino at Starbucks with her bodyguard on a 95 degree day, after which she ended up bursting into tears due to the swarming paparazzi.

LOL, looks like she has a deep orgasm.

The Jersey Shore Cast Goes Twilight!

June 25th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Hilarious! Can’t get enough!