Jessica Simpson Celebrates Her 30th B-Day… Ew?

July 14th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Lets keep it PG now for the public, thank you!

Making for quite the romantic getaway, Jessica Simpson spent her 30th birthday surrounded by family, friends and boyfriend Eric Johnson in Capri.

Jessica herself and her  loved ones spent the special night on a beautiful terrace at the hotel Punto Tragara, with Jess smooching her beau throughout the evening.

Sources tell that Miss Simpson and fellow party guests enjoyed a traditional Italian feast before Jess got to blow out the candles on a delicious cake.

Making for a late soiree, the group sat around until 2:30AM, drinking, laughing and telling stories while overlooking the yachts and bay.

As for turning 30-years-old, Jessica previously told press, “I thought I had it figured out; I’m going to be this great pop star, be married, have babies.”

Let’s just say you WERE a great pop star, you WERE married and as for kids oh jeez, bite your tongue!

[Image via: INF Daily]

Jessica Simpson Has Poor Oral Hygiene!!!

May 5th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

EW!!

She’s always had some interesting quirks, and now Jessica Simpson’s dentist doesn’t seem too happy about it.

After openly admitting that she doesn’t brush her teeth everyday during a visiti to the Ellen DeGeneres show, Jessica’s dentist said, “I was kind of shocked.”

Jess even admitted that she doesn’t like her teeth feeling “too slippery,” and to that her dentist replied, “People pay us a lot of money for that slippery feeling. It’s kind of the best part.”

But Ms Simpson insists, “Find me when I’m 60 and my teeth will probably be all out, but I literally have these strong powerful teeth that don’t need to be brushed.”

Start brushing your teeth Miss Simpson.

Jessica Simpson Talks Michelle Obama & Love Life.

May 2nd, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Brightening up the fancy affair, Jessica Simpson turned up in a bright yellow frock for the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in Washington, D.C. on Saturday night (May 1).

The “Price of Beauty” babe was all smiles as she mingled with the star-studded guest list, during which she also chatted with press about Michelle Obama and her love life prospects.

Saying that she aspires to be like Mrs Obama, Jess tells, “I really do. She’s such an incredible woman, and she’s with such a powerful man.”

As for what she likes most about the First Lady, Simpson said, “Everything she does she exudes confidence. I’m really just here to celebrate her.”

Changing subjects, the “Dukes of Hazzard” darling was also asked about whether there’s a man in her life, to which she replied, “I have some situations that I am feeling out.”

Stay single Jessica, don’t waste your time around someone.

Jessica Simpson Goes Short Hair Over Twitter!

April 12th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Showing off a brand new look, a short-haired Jessica Simpson hit Twitter on Sunday (April 11) thanks to her stylist pal Ken Paves.

With Paves posting a pair of photos of the “Dukes of Hazzard” damsel smiling while in mid-flight, Jess tweeted of her coif, “Carol Brady who :)?”

Meanwhile, Ken jokingly tweeted of the pair’s trip, writing, “Stopped in West Palm and picked up my Aunt Sandy…off to Atlantic City!!!”

With Jess’s blonde locks most-likely covered by a well-placed wig, she added of the second side-view shot, “In flight hairdo fun!” with Paves adding, “Aunt Vikki came along too!”

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A Second Season Of The Price Of Beauty?

March 21st, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

Jessica Simpson‘s new TV show “The Price Of Beauty” basically talks about her going around the world with her two friends and seeing how their beauty is like there etc.

Her new TV show didn’t bring her any hot ratings but she thinks that VH1 would score her a second season, she says:

“Right now, I’m promoting this (show), and hopefully we’ll be doing a season two and hopefully just travel more,” says Jessica.

Hopefully she does! This show is going great so far!

J-Simpson Farting During A Meeting?

January 29th, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

She often radiates perfection, but Jessica Simpson recently proved even she is not always perfect.

A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson passed gas during a business meeting for her denim line. “While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” says the insider.

Can we say akward?

Ew Jessica, control yourself!

Jessica Simpson Is Actually Dumb As She Appears

December 21st, 2009 | By Dave Tesh

No Surprise here, she’s even stupid enough to post it on her twitter. Jessica Simpz thought that by putting a candle to your hear it will remove the ear wax from your ear out! No it’s pretty much stuck and stupid.

Watch above and remember don’t try this at home it’s only for people like Jess.

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Jessica Simpson Sues Cause Of A Magazine Cover Linked With Woods!

December 18th, 2009 | By Dave Tesh

Simpson plans to sue because of a false magazine cover with her and Tiger Woods and saying that they had an affair together.

Star claimed that the two swapped contact details and maybe then some.

These magazines are SICK. Simpson’s publicist said:

“Literally the only thing that’s true in the story is the fact that they met. It was a quick meeting, and they posed for a photo together – that was it. Jessica’s lawyer is sending them (Star magazine) a letter this afternoon.”

Yeah we don’t believe that they had an affair anyway.

Jessica is way too LARGE to be Wood’s type.

PS- She Tweeted:

can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! “The Shocking Inside Story” is (insert drumroll) A LIE!