Shitty Week For Heidi Montag

January 22nd, 2010 | By Dave Tesh

She’s been waiting all her life to have a smash hit album, and it looks like Heidi Montag will have to keep waiting for a long while.

According to sources, Montag’s Superficial has sold less than 1000 copies in its first week of release. Most albums sell the most copies during the first week, so she doesn’t have much to look forward to.

Ouch!

Adding insult to injury, Heidi reportedly put up close to $2 million of her own cash to make the album. She explained, “I put every dollar I have into this. I’ve spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality… The songs will make an impact in pop history.”

Moving on to her plastic surgery woes, Heidi blamed her decision to go under the knife for a total of 10 procedures last fall on insecurity stemming from public criticism. She even named MTV’s “The After Show” as the main culprit. Talk about grasping for straws!

Bad Week for you! Try next week!